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1. An adorable acrylic calendar, so you and your type-A personality can change your plans and update your schedule without crossing out old information, keeping your calendar obsessively organized forever.
2. An iPhone-controlled Tasty One Top that'll help you cook amazing appetizers.
3. A pair of noise-canceling headphones for people who know their Spotify playlist is a necessary staple in each day.
4. A gorgeous Chelsea boot designed to be the only article of clothing you won't replace while you try on everything you own before your date this Friday (but seriously, we already know these shoes go with everything in your closet).
5. A KitchenAid stand mixer you're gonna spend your life making breakup brownies, congratulation cupcakes, birthday breads, and maybe even some respectable recipes with.
6. A perfect pair of seriously comfortable mom jeans you can sit, stretch, and online shop in.
7. A self-cleaning litter box that'll make owning a cat an awful lot like not having a pet at all (aside from all the kitten snugs).
8. A compact Dash blender to make breakfast your favorite meal of the day, every single day.
9. A pair of slippers so comfy, everyone is gonna be all, "Ugg, I'm so jealous of your slippies," which is obvi worth every penny.
10. A Disney annual pass for parents who know the most practical way to vacation is to let Mickey do all the work.
11. A solid black bag small enough that you can bring it everywhere and large enough that you can carry everything you own wherever "everywhere" takes you.
12. A powerful cordless Dyson that'll make vacuuming suck way less (I mean, more).
13. A Baby Brezza, so your baby can basically have a Nespresso of their very own.
14. A pair of airy peach curtains sure to make your Instagram aesthetic proud.
15. A high-quality black quilted coat that'll never go out of style, meaning you can wear this all winter long as long as there's a winter.
16. A practically cut and strikingly delicate wedding ring that'll snag on exactly nothing while still being a breathtaking statement piece.
17. A comfortable car mattress — it may save the day in an emergency, or make every emergency vacation way more manageable.
18. A silky-smooth, wire-free bra that is sure to lift you up.
19. An eco-friendly memory foam mattress with cool-gel technology and an expertly crafted quilted cotton cover, for anyone who knows the importance of investing in a good night's sleep — basic AF memory foam has nothing on this customized luxury!
20. An upright garment steamer, because you wanna save money by avoiding the dry cleaners so you can buy more clothes you will no longer take to the dry cleaners.
21. A convertible crib/toddler bed with storage compartments that'll grow with your little one.
22. A breathtaking credenza to highlight every living room it ever lives in (and to hide everything in the room you'd rather not look at all the time).
23. A pair of silk pillow cases for keeping your skin and hair silky smooth all night long (the literal definition of "beauty sleep").
24. Quality tires, because your car just might wanna cruise in some new shoes as much as you do.
25. And pair of really good windshield wipers so you can actually see the roads you're now cruising on.
26. An oriental rug to complement any room of your house, no matter how many times you change your decor.
27. A pair of Hunter boots that'll never go out of fashion, rain or shine.
28. A good pair of tortoiseshell frames to go with every outfit and emotion you have, while (bonus!) helping your eyes actually see.
29. A Tula baby carrier for parents who know their baby is sometimes a handful.
30. A Calphalon Elite nonstick pan set that'll make your home cooking so fantastic, you just may delete your Seamless account.
31. A pair of diamond gold arc earrings simple enough to wear with literally every outfit and bold enough to always make you shine.
32. A shower curtain — one this cute is gonna brighten up your bathroom and make your baths better forever.
33. And a gorgeous ladder bookshelf that's not only chic, but also space-efficient (with a style fit for any aesthetic), so you can use it when you move into your first studio and keep it until you have your first grandchild.
My response when someone sees my nifty new (insert impulse buy here).
